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  • hopefulgc
    12-16 01:33 PM
    Have a paper copy of your license saved somewhere.
    I have used that in the past when i lost my license with a traffic cop. It took him 15 mins to verify my information, but saved me from getting at ticket.



    If EAD and License have same expiry then what happens for license renewal during that last 6 months. It appears, I am going to get in a similar situation. My conern is about the remote possibility - What if my license gets damaged or lost during those last 6 months. As per their current law they will not issue a replacement license since the EAD is not valid for more than 6 months. EAD can be renewed 120 days before and for license to be renewed the EAD has to be valid for more than 6 months.

    The last 6 months of "no-license replacement" is making me very anxious.




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  • rvendra
    05-18 02:11 PM
    My case is EB 2 Dec 15th 2003 is priority date. I have filed my I 485 in August 2007. Still my case is pending more than 3 1/2 years. I have tried all possable options. Nothing is wokring out. Just simply telling background check is pending. Can you somebdoy helpme out other than WOM.

    Thank you for your help
    Raj




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  • NKR
    03-11 02:53 PM
    You are not DESI... How dare you to think about working for wife...Thst's not in true DESI's blood.. Wife should work for you...

    Dude, Shed your medieval cloths and come to 21st century.




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  • ChainReaction
    01-30 11:25 AM
    Can we also post the number of enrolled members on the web site along with the contribution?



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  • javadeveloper
    08-25 06:12 AM
    Is it true that if we apply for candadian PR we can't apply for visitors visa to cananda.

    I want to apply for PR to canada and also would like to go for stamping to cananda sometime after 4-5 months.

    Thanks in advance...

    Discussions are here http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=738 . Good Luck




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  • bluekayal
    10-16 03:56 PM
    Didn't you have one in 2009?



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  • factoryman
    06-19 05:56 PM
    go to forum. Click on my name in the user currently online. My profile will come up.

    Then click on 'Find all posts by factoryman'., or something like that. The tile of the post is 'Final Word on Adult Vaccination'
    Only one MMR is recommended by CDC and these recom. are current till Sep 2007.

    Ok I found the link of yesterday. (http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showpost.php?p=86250&postcount=133)

    Center for Disease Control (CDC) USA – Oct 2006 to Sep 2007
    Recommended adult immunization schedule
    Vaccine – Age Group – Dose(s)
    TDAP- (all ages) – 1 dose Td booster every 10 years
    MMR – (19-49) – 1 OR 2 doses
    MMR – (50-64) – 1 dose
    Varicella - (19-49) – 1 OR 2 doses
    Varicella – (50-64) – 1 dose

    Straight from Horse's Mouth (http://www.idph.state.il.us/about/2007adult-schedule.pdf)(the CDC link is not working):


    same rules apply to medical center. If you donot have MMR how can they give one shot and then give the medical report when another dose is pending next month.

    Does that mean those who get MMR shot at medical center have one more pending ...but got their report in advance????




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  • Michael chertoff
    08-22 10:31 AM
    Some Idiot fool gave me red dot with this comment "It is not a joke, the original poster is serious"
    that idiot didnt realise that I was serious too.

    MC



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  • saketh555
    08-20 03:51 PM
    Online information say Indian passport renewal takes around 10 - 15 days but it is usually done much quicker. I received my passport in less than 2 weeks(7 business days if i remember correctly) from Chicago, offcourse i mailed all documents.
    Good luck.




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  • logiclife
    01-31 10:47 AM
    You are not helping yourself by saying such things.

    Believe me, everyone here knows ins and outs of consulting business, the desi employer, the Nick Mandallappas of the world etc. etc.

    By saying such things on public forum you are helping the enemies who are arguing the exact thing they say to oppose H1b and oppose EB greencards.

    I would urge you to restrain raw emotions, especially on public forums, and help us put arguments in an articulate way.

    Sarcasm and rhetoric will not take you an inch away from where you are right now.

    --logiclife.



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  • keepwalking
    05-20 06:52 PM
    It's a good idea to have dedicated for this topic (as this is becoming common issue for all who couldn't add their spouses earlier...)

    I have started the following thread

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/forum5-all-other-green-card-issues/2172703-pd-current-jun-11-adding-dependent-how-long-will-it-take-for-her-to-get-green-card-2.html#post2594710

    Either we can follow the current one or the one I started (link above) or we can start a new thread altogether

    I am fine with any of the above.

    Hello,

    I am also in the same situation. I filed 485 in July 2007 and got married later. I will be filing my wife's 485 in June. I was wondering how long will it take for her to get her 485 approved.

    Is it a good idea to start a thread to track spouse I-485 filing post July '07 approvals?

    Thanks!




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  • indianabacklog
    06-27 10:47 AM
    It should appear on your I140 approval under the Beneficiary. Under your name, the A# should appear there.

    Even my lawyer could not remember where my A# came from and I pointed it out to her.

    Some people say, they didn't get it. I'm not really sure.

    Please check your I140 approval.
    Why are you trusting your lawyer if they cannot even remember where the A# came from? Makes me wonder how they justify their existence if this the level of their competence. If I was that bad at my job I would have been on a plane out of the US within a week or arriving.



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  • DDD
    01-21 06:14 PM
    bah...I wanna. I wish they were just links rather than dloads? Was that what the spec called for?




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  • jsb
    12-16 09:10 AM
    Any of got approved based on this memo ?

    I talked to my lawyers. They said that the first time it didn't work. As this memo is recent, they still have to see its usefulness. Perhaps, the problem is that even if A# are provided to USCIS offices, they can't find where those (physical) files are. Nothing can be done unless files are seen by adjudicators.

    Note that cases (family and employment) other than for identified 3 or 4 countries, PD is not an issue. So for USCIS it is not as big of a problem as it is for us.



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  • jagan13
    02-18 09:58 AM
    I am currently waiting for my renewed passport from Washington DC embassy, which I had mailed them on Dec 30th(signed for and received by them on Dec 31st). The passport is due to expire in Oct 2011. My problem is, my drivers license is expiring on Feb 24th as is my stamped visa. My employer has filed for my H1b extension and I currently have the original receipt notice needed for renewing my license. But, I cannot renew it without the original passport. I have been trying to reach them through phone as well as email for over 10 days now. Also, when filling out the form , I have a different permanent Indian address than what I had on the passport as my family back home had moved. The following are my questions:
    1) Does this increase the processing time, due to any verification of address in India?
    2) Has anybody been in the same situation and if yes, how long did it take for the embassy to renew and mail the passport?
    3) Does anybody have a point of contact at the Embassy?

    NOTE: I just talked to my bank and confirmed that the cashiers checks I had send along with the application have been cashed on Jan 24th. I dont know where that puts me on the timeline for receving my passport.

    I have been looking at other threads on the forum and looks like it is typically taking 40 days for people to receive their passports in the mail. But , my license situation is concerning as I do not know, at what stage of renewal process my passport is in and how much longer I have to wait. Any insight will be greatly appreciated.

    Thanks,
    Jagan




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  • perm
    12-27 04:43 PM
    You do have to use AC21 if you want to keep GC process alive and yes, may get RFE. You do not have to notify the USCIS about the job change, but keep your employment offer handy in case RFE will follow. If you notify them, most likely RFE will follow, if not, you may never get RFE. Some people think it's safer to notify the USCIS, but I think it's better not to. It's up to you to decide.

    Do you have to use / file AC-21 if your I-140 is approved (long back in 2005) and you have passed 180 days of i485 received date?



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  • ssbaruah@yahoo.com
    06-10 10:16 AM
    Thanks a lot. I find your suggestions great and if followed, will definitly make a difference. Thanks once again.




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  • Gundark
    08-27 12:16 PM
    Very nice Calvin and Hobbes! :thumb:

    I haven't had a chance to try to make C3PO yet, I'll see if I can't do that sometime today.




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  • lvinaykumar
    04-16 07:09 PM
    I am waiting to hear something for my wife. She would hate it to sit at home for one year

    Let see......


    I will update this thread if i hear something




    surabhi
    10-17 12:28 PM
    I am new to cnsulting jobs and was wondering if anyone can elaborate on what these terms mean ..

    Contract - Corp-to-Corp ?
    Contract - W2 ?
    Contract to Hire - Independent ?
    Contract to Hire - W2 ?

    These are all tax terms on which the contract is signed

    Corp-corp - Between 2 corporations. From your point of view, you are represented by a corporation. The corporation gets paid from other corporation. Your payment can be W-2

    Contract - W2. The client pays you directly on W-2. Most of the times, this doesnt have benefits.

    Contract to Hire - W2 : Initially you'll start as W-2 contract. the client has right to hire you full time after a period, normally 3 -6 months.

    Contract to Hire - Independent: YOu are starting off on 1099, but company has right to offer you full time on W-2 basis after a period.


    If you are on H1, your relation with your employer is always W-2. So only corp-corp is applicable.

    If you use EAD, its debatabe whether you can be on 1099.
    Being on W-2 contract, you should still ensure your job conforms to AC-21




    jonty_11
    02-08 04:55 PM
    steve,

    I know a person who applied two H1s with two different employers A and B. He got reciept numbers for both H1s' After that he hot a ref asking about which company he is going to join with.

    He replied as he is going to work for company A. USCIS again send a ref asking him , why he applied for H1 with two companies when he knows that he is going to work for company A. That issues is still going on.
    I wish more of this wud happen to run these cheats out of business.



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